thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
drunkblogging: my idea of the perfect date is you buying me pizza and giving me compliments while i eat it
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
dangering: mackleless macklemore macklemost
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
nutella-boy: nutella-boy: they should change the anonymous icon to this 57 thousand people agree with me,what are you waiting karp