May 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
drunkblogging:
my idea of the perfect date is you buying me pizza and giving me compliments while i eat it
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
dangering:
mackleless
macklemore
macklemost
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
ipoog:
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
nutella-boy:
nutella-boy:
they should change the anonymous icon to this
57 thousand people agree with me,what are you waiting karp
